Shift #96
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6 stories from this shift
I ended up working for a goblin doing a little bit of salvaging.
But.
He kept touching my butt?
Then I went to a sex hotel.
Not with him! And I was just curious, honest!
But it was just this one human running a shop. Kind of weird, honestly?
Then I just ran the kitchen in Dusk for a while.
But this kobold comes by, and is amazed I recognize him as a kobold.
He tells me about how badly they're treated out here. I thought that was corpo crap, it's sad.
Then, he offers me something called "Lizzie" for our friendship? Except, uh, it's a burger. Deep fried.
And he says he killed his own clone and butchered it to make it.
I was in shock.
I just waited for him to leave and then chunked it in the disposal.
Maybe I should go home?
I need to stop writing stupid shit, I can't erase pen ink...
ANYWAY ! fuck... new line starts here
Got swept up into a kobold ship, run by kobolds, with kobolds everywhere, its kobold mania up in h- no, there's three of us. Still cool though! Me, Yippers and Zuv make a great team I think...
We did some mining, some salvaging, good shit all round, the Zuv had to go for a sleep and it was just me and Yip
Things only escalated though! I'd heard rumblings from both of them that there was gonna be a protest and before I knew it, I was standing in the CGP lobby as Yippers was giving them a right earful of how our rights should be.
At first I was too tired to do much of anything but after a while it inspired me, got me back on my feet and the next thing I knew I was busting a government vault open alongside him and offering its riches to the kobold gods.
I hope this isn't some daft dream. Say it ain't so, diary. :>
Riches burned, and others were donated to the kobold god to which he sent one of his servants to gift them food and one of his best swords; a blade capable of deflecting anything and splitting people in half. Before vanishing he promised to help the pack get things to court, so their kind can get to speak out and maybe, just maybe, get to be free.
We met many new kin as well, one of which is lost, without their own, left behind. Such sadness, sorrow, it is our hope they can find peace in what little remains of their time. We could hardly bear the thought of such a fate, no kin should know that darkness.
Little-starlight made this one cookies, expressed a passion for learning such food-smithing, it is our hope we can motivate her further. The cookies were nice, still easy to mistake for sustenance disks but they have become a favorite.
I found some DUCKY SHOES
We almost got ARRESTED
We brought some fancy red crates to all sorts of places
I fell asleep.
💡 Stories are written by players in certain roles during the shift, such as pirates documenting their adventures.
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